January 2012
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jeremy-the-cub asked: Hey! Just wanted to say nice blog, hope you have a great new year, and thanks for being my 100th follower!
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December 2011
38 posts
Anonymous asked: I get hard just seeing you, I would love to make love with you
Wanna know more about me?(;
200: My middle name is: Joseph
199: I was born in: 1992
198: I am really: a wizard.
197: My cell phone company is: Verizon
196: My eye color is: Blue
195: My shoe size is: 12
194: My ring size is: something that I don't know.
193: My height is: 6' 1"
192: I am allergic to: bullshit.
191: My 1st car was: 2001 Volvo S60
190: My 1st job was: Chick-fil-A
189: Last book you read: Catching Fire. Currently reading Mockingjay
188: My bed is: where the magic never happens.
187: My pet: are 3 cats named Noel, Jasper, and Oliver
186: My best friend: Alyssa
185: My favorite shampoo is: Garinier fructis sleek and shine
184: AIM name: existed when i was in middle school.
183: Piggy Banks are: non-existent
182: In my pockets: are nothing.
181: On my calendar: Car payment due tomorrow
180: Marriage is: A human right, not a heterosexual privilege
179: Sponge Bob can: jellyfish like a PRO
178: My mom: is my hero
177: The last three cd's I bought were: Lights by Ellie Goulding, Hell Is What You Make It by Breathe Carolina, and 21 by Adele
176: Last YouTube video watched: Marcel the Shell with shoes on part 2
175: How many cousins do you have? 4 first cousins and 8 second cousins that I'm closer to than my first cousins.
174: Do you have any siblings: 1 sister
173: Are your parents divorced: Yes
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes
171: Do you play an instrument? Is mayonnaise an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday: Got my windows tinted and PARTY BUSSS!
I Believe In:
169: Love at first sight: No
168: Luck: Yes
167: Fate: Yes
166: Yourself: Sometimes
165: Aliens: Yes
164: Heaven: I don't want to spend eternity in a place where there is no alcohol or gay men.
163: Hell: Sounds like a pretty cool place to me.
162: God: No
161: Horoscopes: Sometimes
160: Soul mates: Yes
159: Ghosts: Yes
158: Gay Marriage: You mean marriage? Absolutely
157: War: Necessary evil
156: Orbs: The fuck?
155: Magic: No
Which is Better
154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
153: Drunk or High: DRUNK FOR SURE
152: Phone or Online: Phone
151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
149: Hot or cold: Cold
148: Summer or winter: Winter
147: Autumn or Spring: Spring
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
145: Night or Day: Night
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Ew
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White
140: Mac or PC: Mac
139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip flops
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Sexy and poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: DIET Coke
136: Hillary or Obama: Hillary
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated
134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing
133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who the fuck are they?
131: Small town or Big city: Big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Pedicure
127: East Coast or West Coast: WEST
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: I hate both
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags: SIX MUTHAFUCKIN FLAGS
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Chargers
Here's What I Think About
122: War: Necessary evil
121: George Bush: Looks like a creepy monkey
120: Gay Marriage: It's completely ridiculous that we even have to fight for the right to marry the person that we love.
119: The presidential election: I haven't gotten involved in this one yet.
118: Abortion: Pro-choice
117: MySpace: is the new booty call.
116: Reality TV: My homosexual shame.
115: Parents: I love mine.
114: Back stabbers: C U Nect Tuesday
113: Ebay: Never used it.
112: Sex: Makes life worth living.
111: Work: I love my job.
110: My Neighbors: Are nazis about noise
109: Gas Prices: are still too high
108: Designer Clothes: Jeans are understandable.
107: College: < Culinary School
106: Sports: Volleyball, Snowboarding, Football.
105: My family: is awesome.
104: The future: Hold so many wonders.
Last time I
103: Hugged someone: Last night
102: Last time you ate: Couple hours ago
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: Last night.
100: Cried in front of someone: I don't remember.
99: Went to a movie theater: Breaking Dawn in November.
98: Took a vacation: Palm Springs over summer.
97: Swam in a pool: Summer.
96: Changed a diaper: Never
95: Got my nails done: Never
94: Went to a wedding: My mom's in August.
93: Broke a bone: 1999
92: Got a piercing: Lip over summer.
91: Broke the law: Every time I drive.
90: Texted: 20 mintues ago.
MISC
89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friends
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My kitties
87: The last movie I saw: The Human Centipede HAHAHAHA
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: NYE
85: The thing I'm not looking forward to: Paying for all my shit.
84: People call me: DavidDouche, Davie, Dave (even though I HATE it), a good time.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Fly.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Twice
81: My zodiac sign is: Gemini
80: The first person I talked to today was: My sister
79: First time you had a crush: I couldn't tell you.
78: The one person who I can't hide things from: Alyssa and Kelli
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Last night.
76: Right now I am talking to: This survey
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: An execute chef/owner of my own restaurant.
74: I have/will get a job: Correct.
73: Tomorrow: is the last day of 2011
72: Today: is a chill day
71: Next Summer: I will be living in Mission Valley and going to Culinary School.
70: Next Weekend: Is going to be SO fun
69: I have these pets: that shit and piss everywhere
68: The worst sound in the world: When you bite into the marshmellows in Lucky Charms
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: No one.
66: People that make you happy: All of my friends
65: Last time I cried: Couldn't tell you.
64: My friends are: completely amazing.
63: My computer is: my lifeline
62: My School: in between California State University and The Art Institute of California, San Diego.
61: My Car: is a white 2011 Chevy Cruze that I just got tinted and its AMAZING
60: I lose all respect for people who: are biggots.
59: The movie I cried at was: Prayers for Bobby
58: Your hair color is: Brown
57: TV shows you watch: Top Chef, Jeopardy, and Family Guy
56: Favorite web site: Tumblr
55: Your dream vacation: The South Pacific
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: The first time i bottomed.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Rare
52: My room is: a shit show.
51: My favorite celebrity is: Jake Gyllenhal
50: Where would you like to be: The pool
49: Do you want children: 3. I want twin boys named Brayden and Brody and a girl thats 3 years under than them named Aedyn
48: Ever been in love: Yes
47: Whos your best friend: Alyssa
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girl
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Drinking copious amounts of alcohol
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My mom.
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Yes
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Yes
41: Have you pre-named your children: haha just answered that. Brayden Brody and Aedyn
40: Last person I got mad at: Bitches on the party bus last night.
39: I would like to move to: Mission Valley
38: I wish I was a professional: Chef
My Favorites
37: Candy: Tropical Starbursts
36: Vehicle: Audi a4
35: President: I don't really have one.
34: State visited: California, My home.
33: Cell Phone Provider: I've had all the big 4 (AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, and T-Mobile) but I think i like Verizon the best.
32: Athlete: Aaron Rogers that sexy beast.
31: Actor: Jake Gyllenhal that sexy beast
30: Actress: Sandra Bullock
29: Singer: Always changes.
28: Band: Always changes.
27: Clothing Store: The Attic
26: Grocery Store: Ralphs
25: TV show: Top Chef
24: Movie: The Breakfast Club
23: Website: Tumblr
22: Animal: Otter
21: Theme Park: Six Flags
20: Holiday: Thanksgiving
19: Sport to watch: Volleyball
18: Sport to play: Volleyball
17: Magazine: GQ
16: Book: The Hunger Games trilogy
15: Day of the week: Thursday
14: Beach: North Tamarack
13: Concert Attended: Sugarland
12: Thing to cook: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED
11: Food: Sushi
10: Restaurant: Loveboat Sushi
9: Radio Station: ew
8: Yankee Candle scent: Vanilla Cupcake
7: Perfume: Escada Into the blue
6: Flower: Stargazer Lily
5: Color: White
4: Talk Show host: Ellen Degeneres
3: Comedian: Kathy Griffin
2: Dog Breed: Husky
1: Would you be able to delete your blog? Never say anything like that again.
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joshgaga1 asked: I know this isn't a question, BUT, your tumblr is amazingly amazing!! :D
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Anonymous asked: wow you are so cute, just thought id let you know
icandykaine asked: OMG There Are Other Handsome, Attractive Cubs Out There In The Big Bad World haha, But That Was Really A Question Now Was It Sorry.. Kaine :)
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I need someone to tell me that I’ve made the right decision. No one understands the shit that I’ve gone through the past three month and until you do. Don’t tell me that I’m wrong. I can’t even process what just happened.
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spokenphilosophy asked: Hey David! :) I hope all is well with you! have a great day.